A Zodiac that I wrote up...
Aries
This is not your month, avoid ladders, black cats, mirrors and your ex. In fact don’t even leave the house; you can get the lecture notes on the net anyway. On second thoughts don’t count on it!!
Cancer
The stars are not aligned for love in the next week, if you’re with someone drop him/her before he/she drops you. But on the 15th romance will be on the cards for you, your true love will wear red – make the first move!
Libra
Stay away Pisceans this month they’re a bit aggro! Aquarians are your best friends this month- as long as they can copy your notes! Your tea leaves show many hours relaxing on the lawns. Take the hint, you won’t have the opportunity forever!!!
Aquarius
This month you will not experience love, luck or pass marks but its okay, its not as bad as the last few days will be! Don’t worry my stars are worse! They show an angry mob of Aquarians with pitchforks and torches at my door. At least you have something to look forward to!!
Taurus
I don’t like being the prophet of doom so I’ll just say enjoy town to the utmost and do every thing you always wanted to – unmentionable things are planned!!!
Virgo
I see someone tall dark and handsome – no wait – that’s just my reflection in the glass ball. You will travel to the berg – oh sorry again – its not mountains but piles of assignments. Enjoy!!
Scorpio
The person the stars show you with may be seeing someone else – it’s your duty save him/her from a disastrous fate – well maybe not but it’s a good pick up line! Good luck and go get ‘em tiger!!
Capricorn
Your stars show many riches and prosperity. It may not be true but this thought will help you get through work at 3 in the morning – easy on the caffeine!
Gemini
Your star is not representative of twins but mood swings – stay away from Admin on Main Campus – looks CAN kill! If you must, don’t look Medusa in the eye – eternity as stone is as comfortable as a waltz on hot coals!
Leo
Let your inner lion roar! Your luck with the opposite sex has increased greatly this month – seems charity is in fashion! Don’t pass up the opportunity shmuck!
Sagittarius
This is the month to steal cupid’s arrows and use your supreme accuracy, because that special someone is easily tempted this month – it may not seem so but she’s in denial. I love writing my own fortune!!
Pisces
You have every right beat the Liberians like red headed step children! Those lazy swine’s who don’t know what work is! Besides you gotta relieve your stress on someone!! Aries
This is not your month, avoid ladders, black cats, mirrors and your ex. In fact don’t even leave the house; you can get the lecture notes on the net anyway. On second thoughts don’t count on it!!
This is not your month, avoid ladders, black cats, mirrors and your ex. In fact don’t even leave the house; you can get the lecture notes on the net anyway. On second thoughts don’t count on it!!
Cancer
The stars are not aligned for love in the next week, if you’re with someone drop him/her before he/she drops you. But on the 15th romance will be on the cards for you, your true love will wear red – make the first move!
Libra
Stay away Pisceans this month they’re a bit aggro! Aquarians are your best friends this month- as long as they can copy your notes! Your tea leaves show many hours relaxing on the lawns. Take the hint, you won’t have the opportunity forever!!!
Aquarius
This month you will not experience love, luck or pass marks but its okay, its not as bad as the last few days will be! Don’t worry my stars are worse! They show an angry mob of Aquarians with pitchforks and torches at my door. At least you have something to look forward to!!
Taurus
I don’t like being the prophet of doom so I’ll just say enjoy town to the utmost and do every thing you always wanted to – unmentionable things are planned!!!
Virgo
I see someone tall dark and handsome – no wait – that’s just my reflection in the glass ball. You will travel to the berg – oh sorry again – its not mountains but piles of assignments. Enjoy!!
Scorpio
The person the stars show you with may be seeing someone else – it’s your duty save him/her from a disastrous fate – well maybe not but it’s a good pick up line! Good luck and go get ‘em tiger!!
Capricorn
Your stars show many riches and prosperity. It may not be true but this thought will help you get through work at 3 in the morning – easy on the caffeine!
Gemini
Your star is not representative of twins but mood swings – stay away from Admin on Main Campus – looks CAN kill! If you must, don’t look Medusa in the eye – eternity as stone is as comfortable as a waltz on hot coals!
Leo
Let your inner lion roar! Your luck with the opposite sex has increased greatly this month – seems charity is in fashion! Don’t pass up the opportunity shmuck!
Sagittarius
This is the month to steal cupid’s arrows and use your supreme accuracy, because that special someone is easily tempted this month – it may not seem so but she’s in denial. I love writing my own fortune!!
Pisces
You have every right beat the Liberians like red headed step children! Those lazy swine’s who don’t know what work is! Besides you gotta relieve your stress on someone!! Aries
This is not your month, avoid ladders, black cats, mirrors and your ex. In fact don’t even leave the house; you can get the lecture notes on the net anyway. On second thoughts don’t count on it!!
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